No, it’s really you. You’re desperately trying and failing to make a mountain out of an anthill.
And then there was this steaming pile you crapped out:
And by “intentionally making up shit” you apparently meant “virtually quoting your own thread title”.
I mean, what the hell, man? Did Gwen Berry piss in your Post Toasties or something? Because you’re really working the RO here on a phenomenally trivial incident.