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I’m imagining the lollipop guild licking their giant lollipops down to a blade-like edge around the whole circumference and then wielding them like scythes through a field of Oompa-Loompas, their heads popping off like grotesque and horrified pumpkins.

So I guess the munchkins would win (and that’s even discounting their armed forces, soldiers of which can be seen marching in Dorothy’s welcome parade). … [Snip.]

Just for fun, I went looking for that thread. I found it, and to my surprise (well, it was over 16 years ago, after all), found that I was the OP:

Who would win a war between the Oompa-Loompas and the Munchkins?

During one of our sillier conversations, my wife and I somehow got to debating who would win a war betwen the Oompa-Loompas (from the original Willie Wonka movie) and the Munchkins (from the Wizard of Oz, of course). My wife claims the Munchkins would. They have developed a society in their own land, with a political structure, and were more like a “country” in the modern sense. They would thus fight to defend their land and way of life. I say Oompa-Loompas. Sure, they’re factory workers, b…