"True Facts" about New Hampshire...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Inspired by this pit thread about the results of the NH Primary Election, I figured it’d be fun to make up some “True Facts” about the State of New Hampshire

these “facts” are similar to the “facts” about Chuck Norris/Mr. T/Vin Diesel/etc…

The “Facts” spinoff seemed to have started with Captain Amazing’s post;

[QUOTE=Captain Amazing]
You’ve got that right. You insult New York or a state like that and it’s all “Whatever. You WISH you were me”. But New Hampshire will kill you, and then wear your skin as a coat. You know there was once a fifty-first state. Then it made New Hampshire mad.
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=spoke-]
Jimmy Hoffa used to talk shit about New Hampshire.
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[QUOTE=Slypork]
What do you expect from a state with the motto “Live free or die”?
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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
Even Chuck Norris doesn’t diss New Hampshire.
:wink:
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=spoke-]
Yeah, is it a motto…or is it a threat?
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MacTech]
Yes
<snip irrelavent text>
plus, NH would beat me up if i voted for Obama or Hillary
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So, what are some other “Facts” about NH?

Here’s my facts;

The Old Man in the Mountains is the last remaining example of the Species “Homo Sapiens Granitus”, otherwise known as a Stone Golem, right now, He’s just Sleeping, the last time he awoke, he ate a piece of Massachusets, see that “hook” shaped arm of Cape Cod, that used to be a large area of forest, before “Granitey” got hungry and took a bite

the official State Bird of New Hampshire is the Mosquito

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[QUOTE=MacTech]
The Old Man in the Mountains is the last remaining…
[/QUOTE]
Uh, you know about this, right?

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Yes, he’s a VERY sound sleeper after all…

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I think it’s my flatlander status that makes me unable to think of thing to write here. I’m already living in fear of being shunned.

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I’m just gratified that my own contribution to that Pit thread was recognized as the deadly serious warning it was, instead of being mistaken for some patently untrue “Chuck Norris Facts”-style made up nonsense such as this.

Seriously, people: some things are simply not appropriate to joke about, and New Hampshire is one of them.

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I’m sorry…are we talking about the same “Cow Hampshire”? :wink:

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The NEW in New Hampshire is an acronym. It’s actually Never Eff With Hampshire. That fifty-first state made a huge mistake…

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Amusing but True bumper stickers seen on some NH cars; “Welcome to New Hampshire…now GO HOME!”

In New Hampshire, “Tourist Season” is EXACTLY what it sounds like, the politicians try to hush-it-up, but “Tourist Season” ISwhat it is, and there are no bag limts :wink:

When Maine grows up, it wants to be New Hampshire

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Welcome to New Hampshire, where our liquor stores are bigger than our Wal-Marts.

Of course, that’s true.

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It sure is. I loved the shot in Affliction where sign post near the school has a “Drug-Free Zone” sign and then a NH Liquor Store sign right under it. I know, it was probably staged, but I’ll keep my eye out.
It has dropped at least ten degrees since before we started making fun of NH.