True Rational Measurements

Those silly metric fans. They claim that their “system” is somehow “rational”, but I know better. There is a system of measurement based on

Fundamental Universal Constants <constants> <constants> <constants>.

Under this system, we have the following basic units:

Length: 1.6161m
Mass: 2.1766kg
Time: 0.5391s
Temperature: 1.4169C per degree, zero at absolute zero.

Imposing these worldwide will be the first planck in the Rational Measurement Party’s election platform.

All I can say is… The world is wrong, the US is right! The Metric System is WRONG! The US is right, all else of the world is WRONG! :idiots:

Any lab measurement will be a terminating decimal, thus a rational number, because our instruments are not capable of infinite precision. You can, however, calculate an irrational number based on rational lab measurements, for example, by using the Pythagorean theorem or transcendental functions like sine, cosine, and tangent.

Ah, but the numerical values of the New System are mere approximations of the True Values of the Fundamental Constants. The True Values of the New System can only be expressed in terms of the Fundamental Constants and are thus independent of measurement.

0[sup]0[/sup]c and F aren’t at 0K for a reason - it’s very inconvenient.

I just learned last night that “Kelvin” is alive and well, and working at Lowes Home improvement