That is insane. What next?
That is only done after the net positive political spoils are assured.
Clever.
Umm, you do realize that you are saying your example is not valid?
It’s kind of funny that you would even try to argue on a technicality like that but we already know you are just a troll so nothing you say means anything anyway.
What technicality? I used your original standard which did not include future events!
Performative grief is one thing, but these guys are really pushing it. No one believes they loved the fucker that much.
Wait nine or ten months.
Yeah, this is correct. While the general definition of trolling as “posting to make other people angry” obviously doesn’t really work with the Pit (which was created specifically for insulting each other), if all a poster ever does is get in giant flame wars in the Pit, we’ll usually remove them as a troll.
We will also ban people for trolling if it turns out their controversial opinions are manufactured for the purpose of stirring controversy, although that’s a lot harder to objectively demonstrate.
Before the shoiting, Jezebel had an article about witches on Esty you could pay to curse someone, and after browsing available curses decided to have Kirk cursed with zits. Reportedly that scared the Kirks so much they had someone come over and pray over him to cancel out the zit curse. Apparently they weren’t expansive enough with their protection counter-spell.
(Jezabel deleted the article, but luckily the Internet Archive caotured it 37 times before they did.)
(Rereading the article, it isn’t entirely clear which curses were pruchased.)
Hm. The bible says, “A curse causeless shall not come.” Ok, I’m paraphrasing but it says that.
Proverbs 26.2
Hmm, Charlie did have that big white head.
Punctuate as you wish.
I hate to give Trump any ideas, but if he put Kirk on the back of his $TRUMPCOIN instead of the eagle he’d increase his pool of investors.
I’ll wait until after the price comes down a little. After all the furor.
No maybes about it, he said one pretty thing and his org did the opposite of what he claimed.
A statement made by a man who did a Zoom call with “adult content” playing on a screen behind him?
Where do these people come from, anyway?
This story made me think of THIS other story that I saw on YouTube earlier today. TL : DW - a foul odor that permeated a South Carolina high school was traced to a teacher’s aide, who was putting “fart spray” in the HVAC system. Okay, I could see Beavis and Butthead doing that, but a 32-year-old teacher’s aide? OTOH, maybe if it was in the building occupied by Ryan Walters, it might actually make sense.
Now, now - attacking your parents for producing you is not kind and failing to honor your father and mother, that is completely unseemly.
Are you in fact religious?
Please don’t attempt newspeak unless you actually have some skill in it. The only dupe here is you trying to stick that doubleplus badfeel about climate label and using oldthink and thoughtcrime to witness in favor of science. If you require further assistance in achieving a plusgood knowledge of newspeak the MiniTru helpline is available during regular business hours at your local branch of the Republican party and Heritage Foundation.
That’s why I keep wondering if there’s a bot involved here somewhere. You’re a performance act.
You know, for ages I’ve wondered why the Rabid Right keeps seeing conspiracies where there are none. Why they just can’t accept the notion of a lone gunman acting on his own initiative. I think I get it now.
They want to feel important. Being the focus of a conspiracy means you’re important. The victim of a random loony? Not so important. That’s just being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
I’m sorry, little Pedro, that you aren’t more important. That your hero Charlie Kirk wasn’t more important. I know it hurts your feelings because I’m one of those woke people with empathy and I can’t help but see your fear that you really don’t matter a frog’s fart in the greater whole of the universe. Well… you aren’t. You aren’t the focus of a great conspiracy and no, you don’t matter. You really don’t.
Even here, you don’t matter. You’re just a chew-toy for the troll-baiters who are toying with you until they either get bored and move on, or you misstep and do something to get yourself banned.
The succinct term for that is “doublethink”.
I know you are willfully ignoring my implication that YOU are not the original holder of that account. There are so many possibilities here. Did dear old Tio Pedro pass on to a heavenly reward and you found a scrap of paper with his username and password on it in his effects? Decided to have a little fun with it?
Goddammit, at least try to come up with some original insults. You sound like a crippled AI repeating the same word salad in a slightly different order.
And when your political party opposes common sense gun laws, help for the mentally ill, and spews hatred towards those who are different there is a non-zero chance you’ll die from a bullet. But by now we’ve all heard Kirk’s view that a few murders are an acceptable sacrifice for guns, guns, and more guns.
Personally, I disagree - I don’t think anyone’s murder is acceptable.
But if you’re a White, cis, Christian, heterosexual male favoring a patriarchal society based on bigotry and entitlement increases your odds even further.
And that’s why so many members of the MAGA cult are such pathetic losers - realty keeps bitch-slapping them, but they are incapable of learning cause and effect.
Which is why…. Trump is so determined to pull late night comedians off the air? Wants to jail and prosecute his political opponents? Then again, we’re talking about an orange buffoon who can’t say “acetaminophen” without help, even though it was known in advance that word was in his prepared speech.
And yet… the American Right Wing has been pulling families apart since the first Trump administration.
Which I believe will be the downfall of the MAGA/Trump cult due to their insistence on trying to re-write history where they’re not outright attempting to disappear the facts.
Well Ol’ Charlie certainly proved they aren’t “safe spaces”….
Says a spokesman for a political party attempting to control the bodies of its citizens, dictate what is said in the media, and destroying businesses across this nation.
I am pointing at you and laughing.
Performative patriotism at work.
Good heavens. Will royalties go to his family?