It obviously didn’t work.
Don’t pro wrestlers, of which trump is a fan, carry little razor blades with which to nick themselves?
Yes, but that requires far more discipline, dedication, and intelligence than he’s ever shown.
Moderating:
This is a conversation for another thread and is a hijack. You have a bad habit of doing this. Stop now. This thread is already fast-moving enough.
Sorry. Didn’t mean to do that.
So did he also have an innocent person murdered and stage their body on a rooftop with MAGA’s favorite gun?
There’s no conspiracy theory to be had here, and no way would he intentionally make himself bleed. Frankly I’m surprised he even manages to shave himself without fainting from every nick.
Yes it did.
Yeah, I kept my conspiracy theories to a text thread fortunately.
I just didnt think we’d see a full-blown Reagan-like assassination attempt. People are pretty complacent these days.
At least one innocent person killed and two seriously injured. I absolutely hate that the thought that he might have staged this for publicity even crossed my mind. I mist say that this was the most rational and respectful “truth” Trump has ever posted. I am glad that he is apparently not too badly injured. My prediction is that he pulls out the Superman shirt like he wanted to after he had Covid.
On a related note, Biden is looking and sounding Presidential. He certainly does not look like he is having any cognitive problems and I do note that it is after 8 PM.
Heh. I have this image of the SD mods going “Eff my life” as soon as the news broke. “Welp. off to the Politics section”
This doesn’t surprise me at all. America is teetering on the edge of an actual fascist dictatorship. I’m sure many more people than the gunman have considered extreme measures to save the country from such an existential threat.
Trump has been paranoid about assassins his entire life. He even throws out packages of Oreos after eating a serving because he’s worried someone will poison the leftovers. My guess would be that he’s rattled to the core right now and is going to be very afraid of making public appearances from now on, and he’s probably going to be at least partially deaf in that ear to boot. Perhaps his buddy Vlad can supply him with one of those 60-foot-long conference tables.
ok…
I bet Trumps underwear got stained. One quarter inch closer would have been disastrous for him.
LOL, if you only knew how close to the bone that observation is…
Although I should probably use a different metaphor.
I can see the mods putting on the full-body K9 training armor…
Apparently, the local police did not cover themselves in glory.
Carson Vs. Kamala 2024!
What is the state of security in America? Did we learn anything in '63 about shooters on buildings?
If someone shoots at a stage I’m on, I fully expect to be done with that pair of underwear. It’s okay to be afraid when unknown assailants are shooting at you.
What happened in '62?
Or did you mean 1963, in Dallas?