What, you mean you don’t think there’s a groundswell of up-staters going to their county chairman and saying, “You know who’d make a good governor? Donald Trump, that’s who!”
I think Colbert is still waiting for proof he wasn’t born to a primate.
I think we ought to be looking for proof that he was born to a primate. Normally I don’t put much truck in those UFO conspiracy theories, but you look at him and you think, “Well, maybe those guys who talk about the reptilians are on to something…”
Trump gave himself a easy excuse to back out. I can’t imagine the party canceling the primary for Trump. Is that even legal under the NY state election laws?
He won’t run.
Meanwhile, Mitt Romney is asking himself why he didn’t think of that.
“Also, this whole ‘General Election’, ‘Electoral College’–all that stuff has got to go. We should just declare me to be President of the United States.”[/Trump]
I’ve always imagined it’s a kind of alien leech/parasite combination. Years ago, it launched itself out of its spacecraft onto his unsuspecting head, slowly began to suck his brains out, and then replaced them with its own special mucus-fluid. He’s no longer a thinking person: merely an empty shell controlled by the Overlords.
Really stupid Overlords. I expect better from anyone who would adopt that moniker.
Certainly, if “born” encompasses “hatched.”
I’d absolutely love that. Would make my GOTV work for the Democrats much easier.
Might even help my locality win a state assembly seat.