Also a thread derailment. Carry on. 
I’ll be there, with a bottle of whisky and a full bladder.
I knew there was a reason I never ate rhubarb pie.
That’s what I was thinking. I picture Trump raising tens of millions of dollars for his library, and promising it will be the best presidential library ever. Ten years later it still hasn’t been built, but there are nine more golf holes at Mar-A-Lago.
Who is it who actually oversees the creation of a president’s library? Trump doesn’t have the attention span to get it done, and once he’s out of office no one else needs to suck up to him that much.
Peter, Paul and Mary, please let that be a pee squat.
National Archives and Records Administration is custodian of the documents and collections that are US property (meaning just about everything that crosses his desk on account of being POTUS including gifts above some value). The library facility itself does NOT have to be built/run by NARA, by it can be a public entity, an academic institution, a local agency, an NGO or a joint effort. If it is to be run by NARA than there is a provision for the Archivist to arrange for a privately funded endowment so the government is not on the hook for all the construction and maintenance.
The Obama Presidential Center will be the first one since Hoover which will NOT be operated by NARA but rather by the U of Chicago and the Obama Foundation. The National Archive will be providing digital access to the records but retain the physical custody of the presidential papers. (ISTM the Trumps would be the kind of people to try to weasel into having the government pay for all of it but themselves control and run it for a profit. )
We’ll have to be discreet, especially if the party is still in power and defacing Dear Leader’s tomb would result in grave consequences.
Why wouldn’t he be grinning? Separating children from their parents is SOP for him.
Holy fucking shit, a few minutes earlier and that would have derailed my lunch, too! Missed it by that much.
I understand the inclination to piss on Tan the Conman’s grave, but hasn’t it already been established that he enjoys getting pissed on? Have to come up with some other means of demeaning the scum.
I would be willing to shit in a Baggie, carry it reverentially to the gravesite, and tip it over the mound.
Admittedly, I avoid having that conversation over rhubarb pie when folks exclaim over the robustness of my rhubarb stalks.
Good heavens, I’m not a barbarian! Yes, a pee squat. And only now and again. Also works great for any citrus or avocado tree if one is lucky enough to have them. Sherrerd is right. We do waste an awful lot of perfectly good urea fertilizer in this country in the face of shortages around the world.
Rats. I do aim to please. 
And for pretty much any other growing thing that can use nitrogen, although it’s better to dilute it with water in about a 10:1 ratio to avoid “fertilizer burn”, especially for tender plants.
It would actually be the one thing he can keep his attention on: a shrine to himself. Unfortunately, there will always be a long line of sycophants and narcissistic wannabees prostrating themselves for him, even if they have to worship him with prison plexiglass between them.
And someone could do a brisk business selling coffee and beer…
Oooooohhhhhhh! GRAVE consequences!
I would like his surname excised from the language, but I can’t figure out a good term to replace how the word-his-name-is is used in card games.
This shitty President makes me feel so cold. He’s got so many people, but he’s got no soul.
Possibly Mueller’s slip of the tongue during his most recent testimony could become popular:
NORTH: One heart.
EAST: Pass.
SOUTH: Pass.
WEST: Two no trimp.
It could work!
A bunch of pop-up picture books, which is his current reading level.