I’m picturing so much marble and faux-gold, that even the designers of Versailles would say, “That’s a little much.”
But the place won’t be complete without a sculpture garden that features an eternally flaming Dumpster as its centerpiece.
Thumb drive with all his Tweets.
In a desk drawer in a basement. With missing stairs and no lights. And a sign on the door saying “Beware Of The Face-Eating Leopard”.
I’m pretty sure that doesn’t apply to me…
Over ten million appearances of his name.
I think that’s where they’ll keep the tax returns he keeps promising to release.
A huge, overpriced gift shop.
First of all there will be a toll box to collect the entrance fee (100 US$ that will grant you a 10 US$ discount on all Trump Resorts and Hotels, with two weeks validity). A gift shop. The files and minutes of the 3,000+ cases he had to deal with in court, and the ones to come, his medical records (best records ever, never beaten!), some videos with all his cameo appearances and some porn, huge pictures of him, a slide show with his best tweets (conveniently manipulated to boost the number of followers and likes) all his Time Magazine, Play Boy, Cosmopolitan and The Onion covers and best of fakes, an enormous chamber pot (half full) and a spittoon.
In the basement, under lock and key: his bankrupcy files and his correspondence with the Deutsche Bank.
Coloring books and crayons?
How quickly does the library need to be set up? He didn’t plan one since he thought he was going to win. Can he just refuse to build one?
Chunky bound volumes of blank papers purporting to be health care plans.
I think you misspelled “YUUUUGGGE!!!”
A Wall of Shame, listing everyone he ever accused of being unfair to him. This will be three times the size of the Viet Nam veteran’s memorial.
The Sharpie used to “adjust” the NOAA’s hurricane forecast.
Trump refuse to build a monument to himself? What planet are you living on?
I’ve often said it would be this and the flash drive would be kept in an Altoids tin in the janitor’s closet at Trump Tower.
But this is really good, too!
In a desk drawer in a basement. With missing stairs and no lights. And a sign on the door saying “Beware Of The Face-Eating Leopard”.
This is the first time I have laughed (or even breathed deeply) since Tuesday Night. Thank You!
Can we agree it won’t really be a library?
Well, I guess it could be an art library, if that’s considered a library and not a gallery. The Art of Being Trump, with marble statues of the First Family.
Sarcophagi?
Aren’t presidential libraries funded by donors? Double no chance he won’t start the fundraising. The folks in charge of designing and building it will be fired several times, of course.
I want a large diorama of the area in which his “big press conference” took place once Biden was announced the winner by the networks. Preferably with the signs decorating the various buildings in the immediate vicinity.