Trump Proposes to Reopen Alcatraz Prison

Pretty sure his “Birbman” days were before he was sent to Alcatraz. At Alcatraz he wasn’t permitted birds.

The film surprisingly seems to have doubtful historical accuracy.

The Birdman of Leavenworth doesn’t sound quite as good.

It does not come tripingly off the tongue.

But if he were into baking the Breadman of Leavenworth has a punny ring to it…

I was going to go with the Yeastman of Leavenworth nine hours ago…

Remind me again of the residence where this rooster spends most of his time?

My money is on - He thinks Mar-a-Lago is ‘Eyetalian’ so it’s extra fancy!

We serve Chef-boyardee!!!

The Birdman of Sing Sing, however…

Sadly, this is not Trumps worst idea…

I wouldn’t know where to even start to determine that one.

“Trump’s worst idea” is a will-o’-the-wisp: once you start pursuing it, it will always be somewhere in front of you, and you’ll never find your way back.