Trumpcare

Yes, I enjoyed that immensely, with apologies to jsgoddess. It was very satisfying. Who knew healthcare could be so complicated indeed.

I’m going to laugh every time I think about this for months. Years possibly.

Seeing it on CNN and Slate too.

To borrow from the late Jimmy Breslin, the GOP is “The Gang that Couldn’t Vote Straight”.

I’m losing years from my life over here.

The bill’s been pulled at Trump’s request. Which…what…lol wasn’t he JUST threatening them to vote?

Rats and a sinking ship springs to mind. A vote would probably had very bad optics.

So… will Trump stand by his bluff that repeal is now off the table and he will move on?

Or will he say: " I said, I’ll move on when it doesn’t get enough votes. Technically, there hasn’t been a vote, so I can still try and get it repealed whenever I need a distraction. "

ding dong, the bill is dead!

Awwwwww yeahhhhhh

Steaks
University
Vodka
Airlines
Casinos
Care

The man can’t do anything right.

Ouch

The problem with the bill was that it provided no coverage for chronic stupidity and lying.

“You can’t fix stupid.”

According to CNN, some (most? pretty much all of the?) House Democrats are chanting, “Vote! Vote! Vote! Vote!” Is that such a wise thing to do? Don’t they risk some Republicans switching from No to Yes just to spite the Democrats?

They need less than 15 Republicans to vote No. With the monstrosity that is the current AHCA, many moderate Republicans, especially those from the Northeast, consider it political suicide.

The Tea Party just saved Obamacare - figure that shit out.

Did CNN seriously just quote Ryan as saying “Doing big things is hard”??? Wow lol

They’re trolling them. No one in the GOP wants this stain on their permanent record.

Spite the democrats how? best thing for democrats would be if this thing passes.

But…but… this isn’t a big thing. Remember when Sean Spicer showed us the AHCA next to the ACA and how he pointed out very, very specifically that this was a teeny, tiny speck of a thing?
Or is doing little things hard, too?

Ryan just spoke and started the process of letting Obamacare die, saying:

"… the worst is yet to come with Obamacare "

“What I am worried about … is the coming premium increases with a death spiraling health system”.

“I don’t think the law as it is fashioned or anything close to it is really going to be able to survive”

Without the mandate and without enforcing the ACA, I fear it will all come true.

Now comes the drinking.

Well, for everyone else in the office, at least. :smiley: