I have a wonderful idea for tracking them. Make them wear a little star on the breast of their shirts. It can contain a little GPS chip. Sure, there’ll be a few ornery ones, but we can put those in little vacation camps for their own safety. We can even teach them useful skills. The motto could even be “Arbeit Macht Frei.”
Is that really what we want to expend a bunch of man-hours on?
Crescent.
I thought of a crescent, but tradition, ya know? And if you’re gonna piss 'em off anyway, might as well go whole hog.
We will be expending them anyway if refugees are coming in.
I see what you did there.
I disagree. It’s one thing to check whether someone is on a terrorist list somewhere. It would be much more time-consuming to check religious background. What are you going to do, go to each applicant’s hometown and question friends and neighbors?
What will follow is probably going to be a week-long orgy of consumerism and gluttony, culminating in a bacchanalia of drunken excess. In early January, nursing our collective hangover, we’ll resolve “never again,” and look around in wonder at how batshit things got in the second half of 2015.
Heh. Unintentional but I’ll take credit for it anyway. 
Want to check what religion a man is is at a crowded border post in the middle east? Order him to drop his pants.
How does that help? Circumcision certainly narrows down what religion his parents were, but it’s certainly not going to distinguish Muslims from non-Muslims. There are more than two religions in the region, you know, more than one of which practice circumcision.
Unless you’re referring to butt tattoos?
Clever stuff. That will certainly tell if a person is Muslim. Or Jewish. Or maybe Filipino. Or one of the 75% of American males who’ve been circumcised.
1 in 3 men worldwide are circumcised. With insightful thinking such as this I’m guessing you’re a trump supporter.
Easy, GK. We’re still in the Elections forum…
Indeed. Use of slurs like “trump supporter” is discouraged here.
Well, shit! So much for Plan B!
(We’re gonna have to pay for it, right?)
But of course, you can then tell the person may be a Muslim or a Jewish or a traditional Orthodox or a Coptic or a Chaldean Christian.
So very clever.
If Trump becomes president, I think a wall will be erected along the Canadian border, and Canada will pay for it, but the purpose of this one will be to keep out the fleeing Americans.
Then you can see what God he yells to after you’re finished! Brilliant!
My only question is… how are you going to make sure nobody comes around twice?
I really enjoyed Trump’s exchange with Alwaleed bin Talal, where he accused the Saudi prince of using the vast wealth he inherited to try to influence US politics.
That level of hypocrisy is almost beautiful to behold. You’d think even Trumpy would be more self aware than that.
That was a wonderful thing for the Trump campaign-the Saudi prince makes Trump look like St. Francis of Assisi.
(of course Ted did not come out of Cuba, but when has that mattered to DJT)
Seriously… so it finally comes down overtly to, “hey guys, he’s a non-Anglo, he’s half Hispanic and his dad was not a born American”. Or if you wanted to get really sophisticated “hey guys his grandparents were Catholic”.
Between Cruz and Rubio and Mrs. Bush one was expecting this would be the election when the GOP base would have gotten over the notion that a particular candidate is “alien” or alien-“influenced”. But I guess Donald does Donald’s thing…
I mean sure, many of us suspect a goodly number of Trump’s support comes out of those who believe Jesus’ native language was KJV English, but still they’re supposed to believe conversion is available to all… Then again this is the guy who rererred to communion as “when I drink my little wine and have my little cracker” and nobody said jack. So I fully expect this to be given a pass as well.