Not that anyone is surprise, but now it’s official. The XFL is dead.
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/ap/20010510/sp/fbx_xfl_folds_2.html
O, He Hate Me, we hardly knew ye.
And now there’s one less thing on TV for me not too watch.
Oh man, that’s too Funny!
The XFL, over? Never, I say!
Wherever there is a low-scoring, plodding football being played two yards at a time, the XFL will be there.
Wherever bad announcers are over-hyping something mediocre at best, the XFL will be there.
Wherever women defy a miserable February night in Chicago by thrusting out their nearly bare, silicone-enhanced boobs, the XFL will be there.
There’s a little part of the XFL left in all of us. And it will always be there.
Until lobotomies become more highly specific.
I had such high hopes… then I think I watched like 3 games before getting ill. RIP if you must… but please just R.
Our local ABC affiliate had this to say about it:
That was all they said, too, before moving on to the next story.
The XFL and Baywatch are both cancelled? If this trend continues, French people are going to have to find another country’s culture to make fun of.
LOL, Rashad was upset by this…it was one of his dream jobs. After kicking for FSU, of course. I haven’t figured out what it even was…I’m so sports-stupid, it’s almost funny. Anyone wanna fill me in? 
Little Nemo said:
Oh come on–we still have *The King Of Queens,*Jesse Ventura, and the entire state of California.
just in time for the CFL training camps to pick up some unemployed talent.
oh, wait. It was the XFL.
never mind.
yawn
oh, what was that…I think I dozed off there for a minute.
never mind, I’ll just go back to sleep now.