I used to have an old program for DOS called (I think) Mind Reader. You would answer a bunch of yes/no questions about yourself or someone else, and it would come out with a detailed 5-page (IIRC) report about that person: their interpersonal relationsihps, their work ethic, their school life, their sex life, etc. It was quite amazing-- I would answer the questions with my friends on IRC in mind, then show them the results and they’d ask me if I had been secretly talking to their siblings 
Anyway, I found this program a few years ago on my friend’s DOS games website, but I can’t find it now. Anyone know the program I’m talking about, or able to point me somewhere where I can download it, or maybe send me a disk?
(I think the company that made it declared it freeware eventually, but I’m not entirely sure of the legal status. I do know that I once downloaded it from my friend’s aforementioned DOS games website, which only features legal downloads.)