Trying to find funny story post re penis enlargement

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Hi all,

SDMB-Google-Fu isn’t working today. I’m trying to find an old post about a quick story someone wrote after getting spam about penis enlargement.

He (she?) was talking about being a human tripod and having another buddy around all the time, but complaining about having to pay for two people when riding the bus.

Anyone remember and can point me to this post?
Thanks!
NB

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A classic indeed.
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Cool. Thnaks!

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Even though you didn’t ask, no penis enlargement discussion would be complete without The Bagel Dog.

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To add a whole other dimension to the OP, read it in a James Earl Jones voice.