Trying to kill someone without their permission is a violation of parole rules.

[Telperien]

@Helen_s_Eidolon

This is only vaguely related, but I find it amusing. One of my students once wrote in an essay:

“The play doesn’t say what Aegisthus’ reaction is to Orestes killing him.”

“Ow.”

[Little_Nemo]

“If it’s okay for me to kill you say ‘what’.”
“What?”

[Litoris]

@Little_Nemo

“If it’s okay for me to kill you say ‘what’.”
“What?”

Or, thanks to Hannah Montana, one could also use the ever-popular “anyonethatwantsmetokillthemrightnowandnothavetogobacktojailsayswhat?”

[Cervaise]

@Robot_Arm

Yeah, and what he did is way, way down the list. Now I personally can’t think of 4437 things more serious than killing your girlfriend, but apparently someone did.

Kill her, cast True Resurrect, kill her again, and then Disintegrate the body.

[Litoris]

@Cervaise

Kill her, cast True Resurrect, kill her again, and then Disintegrate the body.

Uhm, I thought Disintegrate only worked on artifacts? Wouldn’t you have to kill her, cast Resurrect, kill her again, cast Transmogrify then Disintegrate?

[JSexton]

What’s your saving throw vs Weird Ex-Con Boyfriends?

[zoid]

@Turek

Not nearly as co-dependant as the person who says, “Sure!”

Brilliant

[DirkGntly]

Once she’s dead, doesn’t the body become an artifact by default?

[Litoris]

@DirkGntly

Once she’s dead, doesn’t the body become an artifact by default?

Not the way I play it, once she’s dead, she either goes to the graveyard or to the control of the one that killed her – still a creature. Maybe we play different rules?

[Chronos]

I know of no game where Disintegrate can’t target living creatures. In D&D, it can target anything, but has slightly different effects on living vs. nonliving matter (2d6 per level to living and remains turned to dust if reduced to 0, or a 10 foot cube destroyed of nonliving). In Magic: the Gathering, it ony targets creatures or players (X damage to creature, creature can’t be regenerated this turn, and if it dies, it’s removed from game instead of going to the graveyard). To what game are you referring?

[Litoris]

@Chronos

I know of no game where Disintegrate can’t target living creatures. In D&D, it can target anything, but has slightly different effects on living vs. nonliving matter (2d6 per level to living and remains turned to dust if reduced to 0, or a 10 foot cube destroyed of nonliving). In Magic: the Gathering, it ony targets creatures or players (X damage to creature, creature can’t be regenerated this turn, and if it dies, it’s removed from game instead of going to the graveyard). To what game are you referring?

Hmmmm, it’s been ages since I played M:tg, but I could have sworn disintegrate was for artifacts – which one is the artifacts-only one? I never used disintegrate, preferring either a straightforward bruise deck, a sneaky blue/white or my “fag” deck (all green, all fairies, all the time).

[Chronos]

Shatter (1R) is artifacts-only, while Disenchant (1W) works for artifacts or enchantments. They eventually introduced cards of other colors that did the same things, but that was after I stopped being active.

…preferring either a straightforward bruise deck…

As in, black and blue? I didn’t know there was such a thing as a straightforward deck which used blue (Counterspell! Power Sink! Boomerang! Spell blast!).

[Jragon]

“Does the defendant have anything to say about this alleged violation of the parole rules?”

“Bitch asked for it, your honor.”

“Well, then I suppose we’ll have to dismiss this claim, court adjourned.”

[Gfactor]

What if she’s your ex-girlfriend? Do you need permission then? Because if not, I think there’s a pretty big loophole.