TSA dude, you're lucky you're alive.

Jesse Ventura sues TSA for touching, rubbing and gripping his junk. Gripping? Ouch…

All I"ve got to say is that TSA dude who did it, you’re lucky you had him by the short hairs or I’ll bet you’d be sitting to pee now.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/jesse-ventura-sues-the-tsa-over-body-scanners-unwanted-touching/

Jesse The Body Ventura? That guy’s a sexual tyrannosaurus!

I actually agree with him.

All they should do is wand for metal if everybody else is walking through a metal detector.

Just because I use crutches or a wheelchair means I get the gropedown. Yay.:frowning:

Jesse could avoid all the touchin’ simply by wearing one of his old Lycra suits from the ring through customs. Agents could stand 7 feet back, rub their collective chins and tell him what he had for breakfast.

Are you kidding me? Jesse Ventura the pugy, 59 y/o conspiracy theorist? The former cough professional cough wrestler? Security would have buried him.

http://freespeech.vo.llnwd.net/o25/pub/images/21.jpg
http://www.digitaljournal.com/img/1/8/1/6/4/9/i/5/5/1/o/Jesse_Ventura.jpg