Billy D won’t leave, I don’t think. If he does obviously I’m fine with that. Crean does nothing for me. Mark Few, Thad Matta likewise. Jay Wright’s interesting, I suppose; I’m right here by Nova so I’m well aware of how good a job he’s done. But the way I see it, the current roster shouldn’t dictate anything about the coaching search – this isn’t “build a program” time. The program’s there. This is Kentucky. The athletes just aren’t there, and haven’t been. It’s not football – this could be turned around in two seasons, fairly easily (I mean, relatively). I want a guy who can and will go out and bring in the immediate difference-makers and turn them back into Kentucky again, not start all over and put together some scrappy underdogs.
To me Calipari’s the guy, for a couple reasons. First of all, his track record is pretty outstanding. He turned fucking UMass into a 30-win Final 4 team. He went 35-2 (bonus points if you can guess which powerhouse finally knocked them off, and whether or not that team won on the strength of multiple foreign 7-footers). UMass! OK, then he went to the NBA, which is a plus to me – get to that in a second. Look how fast he turned Memphis into a super-dangerous team when he got there. Memphis has now won 30 games in consecutive years and made it to the Elite 8 both times. So on a superficial level, he’s always turned his team into killers in short order. Obviously there’s more to it than that; Memphis isn’t playing an SEC schedule, but they’re winning, is the point. While Kentucky sits and watches, Calipari’s got Memphis in the Elite 8.
More important to me, though, is the way he wins games. He’s kind of a basketball genius, if I’m going to just come right out and say it. He plays fast, just blinds people with athleticism and depth and pressure. And to play that way, he recruits a certain way. He gets guys who can do things. No spindly 7 footers. No clunky-ass 5s who can’t play facing the basket. Finishers and attackers and ball-handlers and shooters. Everybody he uses has a way of adding something dangerous to his arsenal. I think that’s exactly what Kentucky needs – an immediate infusion of high octane. How many Tub-era UK players were dangerous, in any of the many possible ways they could’ve been dangerous on the floor? They just weren’t. They were steady, and hard-working, and gritty, and just damned boring. Nobody could shoot, nobody got to the rim, nobody dunked on anybody in traffic. Just interior passing, swing the ball, chuck a three, defend defend defend. At Kentucky! I want blood in the water ASAP, is what I’m saying. I know everybody right now is getting all upset because, oh, Kentucky fans expect so ridiculously much, but come on – not a single Final 4 with his own players? 5 10-loss seasons? It’s one thing to say the fans shouldn’t expect a championship team every year, but how about getting close every few years or so? Of the names I’ve heard, Calipari is the one guy who I’d be most confident would use the embarrassment of riches at his disposal to turn the program back into what it has no excuse not to be – a perennial contender. Not 35 wins every year, or a Final 4 every year, just back to being an elite basketball team. That’s not unreasonable. And it takes players to get there.
And obviously, right, Calipari’s a bad guy. He’s a sleaze. There are some stories I’ve heard that I hesitate to relate on here because I’m not really sure if the people who told me the stories would appreciate it, but in the coaching community he’s apparently fairly legendary as a maniac. I hate to say it, but I kind of like that. Because he’ll tell a player that he’s coached in the League and he can get that player there, and he’ll encourage a player to go pro if he thinks the player should go pro, and as a result the kind of player who is thinking along those lines anyway is going to respond to him. He’s going to be signing those players for a year or two, and signing quality 4-year guys as well, and he’s going to win games with them. I don’t really see the problem with the one-and-done guys, really. It doesn’t seem to me that programs really end up hurting all that much in the long run if they recruit one of them every few years. At least, they don’t hurt more than they benefited from having them in the first place. Think about what it would be like to have a Durant in a Kentucky uniform. That sort of thing used to happen, you know? That’s all I’m saying.