Turn turn turn turn KICK turn turn turn

Fun story about the Rockettes.

[QUOTE=twickster]
Fun story about the Rockettes.
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Why don’t you sign up?

Well, I am in the correct height range.

Age, weight, fitness, and dance training … nope, nope, nope, and nope.

Oh well. :wink:

That’s really neat! My high school director/choreographer was a Rockette, and her assistant was always careful to point out to us that at 67 years old and 250 pounds and arthritic knees that hadn’t done a high kick in 20 years, she was a Rockette, not a *former *Rockette. Once a Rockette, always a Rockette!

I can’t imagine Mrs. Harley doing a high kick to save her life, but if her strength of personality and will was any indication, those ladies are formidable!

Every season turn turn kick.

Sorry, that’s all I have to offer.

I’m pretty sure all stories about the Rocketts are fun.
They never break out of their cage and eat a tourist.

Oh man, I thought this thread was going to be about Parappa the Rapper.

[QUOTE=Zebra]
I’m pretty sure all stories about the Rocketts are fun.
They never break out of their cage and eat a tourist.
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Well, not on stage or en masse, anyway.

[QUOTE=Argent Towers]
Oh man, I thought this thread was going to be about Parappa the Rapper.
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I though it would be about Morris dancing.

No one remembers Roger DeBris from the original Producers? :frowning:

Read a story about someone who always regretted not going with a friend who insisted on going to a Rockette’s audition. Neither of them danced a lick but the friend went anyway just for the fun and bragging rights of saying she once tried out for the Rockettes.

[QUOTE=Argent Towers]
Oh man, I thought this thread was going to be about Parappa the Rapper.
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All threads should be about Parappa the Rapper.

(I thought it was going to be about A Chorus Line.) (Which, in a sense, it is.)

I always thought I was too short to be a Rockette… (I’m too fat, too. but too short is a valid, nothing I can do about it, excuse.)

And I could kick when I was the right age. Seriously kick.

Maybe it’s Vegas showgirl that I’m too short for.

Rockette fantasy camp would be fun… pity they don’t have one for grown non-dancing women (the way they have sports fantasy camps for grown, non-athletic sports fans.)

[QUOTE=twickster]
Well, I am in the correct height range.

Age, weight, fitness, and dance training … nope, nope, nope, and nope.

Oh well. :wink:
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I’m half an inch too short and completely a “nope” in all other categories as well. :smiley:

[QUOTE=twickster]
No one remembers Roger DeBris from the original Producers? :frowning:
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That’s what I thought of when I read the title. “Wait! This is a decision that could affect my entire life! I shall have to think about it. <beat> I’ll do it!”