You’re gonna love my Telepathic Television Remote Control. I initially was designing it for NFL season. How many times does the CBS game cut to commercial while you have both hands wrapped around a kick-ass meatball sammich? With my telepathic remote, you can just think “FOX” and cut to the other game without having to put the sandwich down. It also helps the environment because it cuts down on the need for napkins, since wiping your hands is unnecessary.
I’m sure that Evil Heads in JarsTM will find it useful as well.
I have long felt that there needed to be a new pointing device. I’m not convinced that this is the new device, but I still think that the mouse needs to be refined.