Turn Your Nose Into A Mouse!

I’m reminded of that scene in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy where you just wave your hand in the general direction of the radio and it promptly tunes itself to the wrong station.

I really hope this doesn’t catch on. (Though I’m sure many handicapped could benefit from the technology.)

Perfect technology for when my body is reduced to Evil Head In a Jar™!

You’re gonna love my Telepathic Television Remote Control. I initially was designing it for NFL season. How many times does the CBS game cut to commercial while you have both hands wrapped around a kick-ass meatball sammich? With my telepathic remote, you can just think “FOX” and cut to the other game without having to put the sandwich down. It also helps the environment because it cuts down on the need for napkins, since wiping your hands is unnecessary.

I’m sure that Evil Heads in JarsTM will find it useful as well.

Patent Pending.

I have long felt that there needed to be a new pointing device. I’m not convinced that this is the new device, but I still think that the mouse needs to be refined.

Paging Elizabeth Montgomery…