I mean that as literally as humanly possible. I’m not talking about the actors or actresses, but the actual characters. And I don’t mean just screw, or lick, or Eris knows what, but go on an actual, honest-to-god date.
I know. The things I think about.
But, anyway, to get it off my chest… Pre-Billy Ally McBeal. Scully from X-Files at any time. And, I must say without reservation and possibly with some emphasis, Twin Peaks’ Audrey Horne (If I’m not mistaken, Ms Horne, your father is Benjamin horne, the owner of this fine establishment. So I imagine you can sit anywhere you like. :D)
Keith Partridge (all the other girls would have been sooo jealous)
Robin of Sherwood (Great stories)
Xena (there is no way it could possibly be boring)
Susan Ivanova (she’s Russian, second in command of a space station and a fighter pilot)
Any of the Big Three on the Secret Adventures of Jules Vern. (one is the brillant Mr. Vern and the others: Mr Phileas Fogg and his cousin, Rebecca-in HM Secret Service)
I always liked Diane from Cheers. I have high hopes that I could keep her from talking too much. Still pretentious but a mild flaw but if I keep reminder her how great a bowler she is I should be able to keep that in check too.
Of Beverly Crusher from ST:TNG. For obvious reasons. Maybe I can get to her before Jack and Jean-Luc.
CJ Craig from The West Wing.
I see by the promo for this week that she’s receiving death threats.
To keep her safe, I volunteer to throw myself on top of her until the maniac is apprehended
I don’t care how many episodes it takes!
I have the hots for Gillian Anderson, but I hear she’s a huge flake and a kook. It’s not her I want, but Scully, the smart one. Irony is, I probably have a much better chance with Gillian - Dana wouldn’t give me the time of day.
Lorelai Gilmore of Gilmore Girls. Kooky and flighty, but also nurturing. I could really go for a woman like that right about now.
Romana I from Doctor Who. She’d always be lording over me about how smart she is, and I’d keep goading her into it because I like when she acts snooty and aloof.
Nikki from Spin City. A neurotic redhead, and a major hottie.
I second Rebecca Fogg from The Secret Adventures Of Jules Verne. A smart, beautiful, dangerous woman who knows her way around weapons, espionage, and upper crust Victorian society. All while filling out that steampunk spybabe bodysuit to perfection. Yuummmmmmm.
I’m almost embarrassed to admit this, but Chloe Sullivan from Smallville. Perky and chipper with short blond hair that goes every which way. She’s a born writer who won’t let anything stand between her and the story. Oh yeah, and Allison Mack is cute as hell. So…yeah…Chloe.
