“Come and knock on our door…”
Red Dwarf – let’s just call it “niche porn”
Cannon
12 O’clock High
America’s Got Talent
The Andy Dick Show
Oh, Sweet Jesus, yes!
*Alice *- you know darned good and well that Mel was doing the deed with those three MILFs. Also, we never did find out what the secret ingredient in his chili was…
You’re kidding. It hasn’t been mentioned yet?
Petticoat Junction was a porn setup without the porn. Three young women with no visible means of support living in a hotel on an isolated railroad spur run by an older woman and ‘Uncle Joe’? Hello BROTHEL!
And The Dick Van Dyke Show.
Ummm…Friends?
The Andy Griffith Show. Floyd and Bea for those into. . .whatever that would entail. Andy, Barney, Thelma Lou, and Helen Crump in a nasty group thang. Otis seduces Clara and freaks out when he sobers up. Goober and a farm animal.
You’ve captured my heart with the Buffy/Angel/Firefly selections.
You could change every single show by adding (in space!)
Goober and Gomer.
Which reminds me – Gomer Pyle - USMC.. With all the sex, it’s no wonder no one ever graduates boot camp.
Ron Howard mentioned in an interview I saw that as a young adult filmmaker he briefly considered doing a porn movie around the idea of Opie loses his cherry.
Heh. I thought about including Opie, but couldn’t go there.
You won’t have to actually change anything - just show Barney’s sex life.
Shelby Bush wrote a really sweet parody of the Andy Griffith show, set just after Don Knotts left the series, and before Sheriff Andy married Helen Crump. Opie loses his virginity to a girl his own age, so there is nothing to squick anyone, unless you believe that nobody under 18 ever has sex. The scene with Barney and Thelma Lou is downright touching.
Link spoilered, even though it is to Google Groups and it is only text.
I may have missed it, but Three’s Company…My parents always thought it was anyway.
Post 21.
The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis
Flipper.
Regards,
Shodan
Happy Days: shortish fat guy and tall stacked Valkyrie of a wife rent a room to the slicked-back leather-clad icon of good-with-his-hands masculinity…
So Ron Jeremy and Nina Hartley as The Cunninghams? I’m trying to come up with a parody for their last name, but I just can’t think of anything…
The Cunninghumps