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Hi everybody.

Last Friday, I took part in a seminar that grouped me, a bunch of high school English teachers, and a bunch of college English professors together to grade a bunch of 11th graders’ term papers.

Each student chose a “notable American” and wrote about his/her contributions to society. Some of these papers were quite . . . illuminating - so illuminating that many of us had tears in our eyes and were unable to breathe due to the intensity of our emotional responses.

Did you know:

  • Albert Einstein was born in 1789 and died in 1955?

  • Emily Dickenson was painfully shy and often depreciated in front of strangers.

  • Muhammad Ali did not earn a college degree, but the student’s neighbor informed him that Ali had attended the University of Hard Knocks. The student was, unfortunately, unable to confirm this information.

  • Jackie Robinson was especially noteworthy for serving as vice-president of Chock-Ful-O-Nuts and playing football in college. [The paper made no mention of the fact that Robinson was the first Black man to play in baseball’s major leagues.]

  • Susan B. Anthony was hung in Ephigy and later buried in Syracuse.

  • Ted Turner suffers from bipolar disorder, violent mood swings, an insatiable sexual appetite, and cyclothmania. However, despite these few setbacks, he is an excellent sailor.

  • Charlie Chaplin faced several challenging obstacles in his life: several divorces, disapproval of his politics, and hobo-faced homosexuals.

You know, I’m so thrilled to be a part of education. Goddess knows, I could never come up with this stuff on my own.

Okay, I was all right until I got to the part about “hobo-faced homosexuals”. Then I fell off the computer chair.