Twice as Much Money - Where can I get some of that

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The principal game played in colleges in the east–and everywhere else, for that matter–is called “Snoozing Your Way Through Four Years of Monotonous Drivel So You Can Collect a Piece of Paper That Entitles You to Make Twice as Much Money as the General Run of Mankind While Doing Half the Work.”

I’ve got a couple - where do I apply?