Twilight

[chowder]

This “Vampire” film is an utter and absolute load of bollocks.

I watched it the other night :smack:

First we have vegetarian vampires, that is they only drink the blood of animals not humans.

Then we have fangless vampires:dubious:

We have vampires that fall in love with humans, attend high school proms and play baseball:dubious::dubious:

We have vampires that don’t shrivel up and turn into dust in the sunlight, instead they stand in the sunshine and glitter like diamonds and look all smug about it.

This is possibly the worst film I’ve ever seen, I urge you, do not be tempted to watch it, you will be disappointed

[Rubystreak]

This is extremely well covered ground.

[running_coach]

@chowder

This “Vampire” film is an utter and absolute load of bollocks.

I watched it the other night :smack:

**First we have vegetarian vampires, that is they only drink the blood of animals not humans.
**
Then we have fangless vampires:dubious:

We have vampires that fall in love with humans, attend high school proms and play baseball:dubious::dubious:

We have vampires that don’t shrivel up and turn into dust in the sunlight, instead they stand in the sunshine and glitter like diamonds and look all smug about it.

This is possibly the worst film I’ve ever seen, I urge you, do not be tempted to watch it, you will be disappointed

That wouldn’t be vegetarian. Vegetarian vampires are sapsuckers.

[Finagle]

@runner pat

That wouldn’t be vegetarian. Vegetarian vampires are sapsuckers.

A lot of saps and suckers paid to see the movie.

[chowder]

@Rubystreak

This is extremely well covered ground.

My apologies.

I’ll get my coat