If it has ever been your dream to sit on the commode while dining, eat off of a urinal, or simply enjoy a tasty “Golden Poop” dish, today is your lucky day.
I’m not as horrified as perhaps I should be, but I’m not going to be beating a path out there, either.
Well, people probably won’t linger at the tables - I can’t imagine sitting on a toilet for the duration of a meal would be very comfortable. Not a place I’d want to patronize…
There’s a music venue/bar here in town that has toilet-seat art(?) hanging on the walls. A bunch of toilet seats with things painted on them, up for display on the walls. I’m not hip enough to understand it. I haven’t been back.
“C’mon people, tonight we need to push that chili and turn tables, if we’re going to stay afloat. We need those customers in, out the door, and then back in again as quickly as possible, or we’ll really be in the sh-t…”