You’re right, of course. I suppose what i wanted, more than anything, was a sense of whether American sports fans really do feel the overwhelming need for a result, or whether the powers-that-be in the sporting world have made that decision for you?
I suppose i could offer some half-arsed theory about Americans being egomaniancs obsessed with victory, or ignoramuses who can’t watch sport for the simple delight of seeing a good game. But that would be a stupid resort to reductionist stereotyping. The American sport fans i have met are, on the whole, no more or less ego-driven, ignorant, or intelligent than sport fans in other countries.
I once read a rather tongue-in-cheek article which surmised that the lack of popularity enjoyed by soccer in America is related to its essentially communal nature, and the difficulty of standing out as an individual in the way that baseballers or footballers can. The author related this to the historical strength of the idea of rugged individualism in America, and the lack of interest in socialism and communally-oriented activities in the US.
Now, entertaining as the article was, i don’t really buy this argument. First of all, there is plenty of opportunity to show individual brilliance in soccer; also, baseball moves like double-plays, sacrifice fly balls etc. show considerable team-spiritedness. And so do many plays in basketball, football, and hockey.
I would be interested to know what people would think , for example, about a game of NFL football in which the same players played on both the offensive and defensive sides of the ball, rather than changing over on a change of possession. This would require that an offensive linesman also know how to be, for example, a defensive tackle. Obviously this would halve the rosters of all the teams, but i’m just doing this as an interesting exercise, not as a call for fewer professional sportsmen.
Moving to baseball now, another thing that really amazes me is the way that the schedule is determined in the major leagues. By my calculations, from the Major League Baseball website, the Baltimore Orioles (my home team since coming to the US) played Boston, Tampa Bay, NY Yankees, and Toronto 19 times each. Some other AL teams were played six times (e.g. Cleveland, Detroit, Minnesota), and some nine (e.g. Anaheim, Seattle, Oakland). Most NL teams were not played at all, and of those that were, one (Philadelphia) was played six times, while the others (Montreal, NY Mets, Atlanta, Florida) were played three times each.
If there’s a logic to all this, then i’m afraid it’s escaping me. Just about every other sport competition in the world (outside the US) follows one of two systems:
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A “knockout”, in which one loss eliminates you from the competition, and the eventual winner is the person/team that wins every match. Examples include the pro tennis circuit, and soccer “cups” like the FA Cup.
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A regular season, sometimes followed by a series of finals. In this format, care is usually taken to ensure that, during the regular season, every team plays every other team an equal number of times, and also an equal numbers of times at home and away.
For example, the English Premier League Soccer contains 20 teams; each team plays every other team once at home, and once away for a total of 38 games in the regular season. The winner of the premiership is the team on top at the end of these games.
The Australian Rules football season has a similar regular season, but it is followed by a post-season in which the top eight teams compete in type of knockout, with the last two meeting in a Grand Final to decide the season champion.
It seems to me that any system in which every team does not face every other team an equal number of times during the course of a season leaves itself open to the charge that the best team does not in fact emerge victorious. Of course, this can often be said of other systems too, but i have always thought that the minimum requirement should be that each team gets to test itself against all opposition.
There are 30 major league baseball teams. To me, the most logical arrangement would have each team play every other team twice at home and twice away, for a total of 116 games, or three times home and away for a total of 174 games. I suppose if you really have to keep the season at exactly 162 games, some sort of compromise could be reached whereby some teams are played four times in total, and others are played five. But at least this would even out the season a bit and make it more logical.
One final gripe. Why do American sports champions always refer to themselves as World Champions? Yes, yes, i know that no basketball team outside the US is going to beat the Lakers; that no baseball team outside the US is likely to beat the Yankees; and that no football team outside the US will beat the Ravens.
But no hurling team outside of Ireland is likely to beat the Irish hurling champions; and no Australian rules football team outside of Australia is likely to beat the Brisbane Lions. But the term “world champions” is never used.
I hope that all the Americans on this board realise that i offer these criticisms and questions in a truly sporting spirit, not as an unreflective diatribe against all things American. I wouldn’t be living here if i didn’t like the place. 