"Two thumbs up ... the butt!"

[Cervaise]

Headline: Ohio man ran hooker-review Web site

COLUMBUS, Ohio —

Columbus police have arrested a man they say was responsible for a Web site where customers could post reviews of prostitutes.

“The bottom line is, I’m not a stickler for appearance, but the minute I start to feel teeth, I check out. I don’t know about you, Roger, but I’m saying thumbs down.”

“There you go again, Gene, bringing your personal preferences into it. There are sometimes perfectly good reasons why teeth would be desirable. It’s all about the context, remember. Occasionally, it’s a valid choice.”

“Oh, suck my uncanny valley, Roger.”

Amusing postscript in the article:

McFadden formerly served as director of the Faith-Based and Community Initiatives office under Gov. Ted Strickland. He was transferred to a job with the state prisons department in 2007 and laid off in March 2008 due to budget cuts.

Heh.

[Rigamarole]

I’m surprised that’s illegal. There’s a very large site which offers reviews of prostitutes nationwide which I won’t link but its initials are TER.

[Amp]

That’s funny, I thought the news stroy was about The Erotic Review.

[Acsenray]

That’s not the extent of the allegations against him. He’s also charged with, essentially, operating a prostitution ring.