So how come the thread title isn’t “Two HOT wet smelly pussies”?
When I moved a couple of years ago, I put our cat in a carrier in the front of the moving van with me. About a mile and half down the road, he not only peed, but apparently voided the entire contents of his bowels at the same time. The smell? It was like something dredged up from the deepest, darkest Chthuluian pits, brought out into the light to terrorize entire towns.
Next time, I’m strappin’ him to the roof.