Good Holy God I cannot stand when people watch me Piss. Why the fly’in fuck do people feel the need to watch me Micturate…Even the Goddamn CAT!!!
I was at the Mother-in-laws house the other day and went to the bathroom. (which is right next to the kitchen full of people) and I started to Piss when I realized it simply wouldn’t come out… What the fuck?! I noticed, to my left was their fuck’in little fur ball staring at me dick…I could not for the life of me squeeze a drop out with that thing staring at me… So I tucked myself back in, grabbed the little tabby by the scruff and proceeded to throw it out the door and down a few stairs (nothing bad…it landed on its feet) Then I went back into the bath and started to piss again when my wife walked in and shut the door.
“What the hell was that sweety?” she said “you just threw the cat down stairs and pissed my mom off…what are you doing?”
Mean while I am standing there dick in hand still not able to piss with her staring at me and yelling at me… getting quite mad, not at her mind you, but at the fact that I could not piss… So I non-chalantly asked her to leave, walked her to the door. Shut said door and proceeded to take my piss which was long over due.
And just then SON OF A FUCKING BITCH THE FUCKING CAT was back in the bathroom (must have slipped in when my wife opened the door) up on the counter watching me piss. Luckily I was mid stream and gravity took over so I didn’t pinch it off.
Why the hell does this happen to me? Does anyone have this problem as well, can anyone else not stand to be watched whilst taking a leak? Am I some sort of freak where I can’t sweeze a drop if someones eyes are watching? I had to put this in the Pit because of the language I felt I needed to use, but there is a question here as well, so I hope it stays…