You need a ride to the airport, and you can choose any vehicle currently in existence to pick you up and take you there. This is a one time only deal, so choose wisely.
I would pick the Koenigsegg CCXR Trevita.
Are they going to drive like a real Uber driver and follow the law or are we going to get to have fun on the way? That’s going to decide this between comfort and speed.
If we’re talking comfort I’d like a BMW 745e.
If we’re talking speed I want a MTT Y2K Turbine Motorcycle. I may be riding bitch but we’ll be fast enough no one will see.
Are we ignoring Uber’s requirements for their service? If you drive for Uber, you must use a 4-door car, truck or minivan, and it must seat 4 passengers (in addition to the driver).
And for good reason - even if I’m heading to the airport alone, I’m pretty sure my carry-on bag won’t fit in the Koenigsegg.
Any vehicle that currently exists-please don’t fight the hypothetical.
BTW, “M1 Abrams Battle Tank” should be a clue as to what will be allowed in this thread. Personally I would have gone for the classic M4 Sherman tank, but to each her/his own.
Wienermobile.
Why didn’t you just ask, “What car would you really like to ride in?”
Because I didn’t?
What kind of car would you really like to ride in, Icarus?
I won’t be going to the airport voluntarily. So…a police prisoner transport van. I hope it would be air conditioned.
I’ve seen movies and television-You will never make it to the airport because those vehicles are usually blown sideways by rockets or stopped by a buxom blonde standing by a Mustang with the hood up…then violently ambushed by her accomplices. 
I’ve never ridden in a Tesla, so that’s my choice.
Uber? Ride to the airport? Why sit in traffic with a stranger?
I guess this just isn’t the thread for you. Too bad.
I just saw this. If this was a “Top Five” list, the Wienermobile would definitely be on it.
Damn, I can’t catch a break. Why can’t the person broke down on the road be my sexy, hunky criminal boyfriend? Out to break me free and we go on to a life of crime, adventure, and matching tattoos. We’re really likable criminals with hearts of gold.
I like a nice Mustang, with air conditioning. Plz.
See, in my mind you were chained to another woman prisoner (Linda Blair if it matters) and well, never mind.
Make my shackle-mate be Sandra Bullock and we can talk 
Linda Blair has the added benefit of seeing if the cops are behind you w/o needing a mirror. :eek:
Oh, Spidey! You’re a card.