I see that the Dork Side is strong in you…
Bah on UFOs. You’ll know the aliens have come when they start opening offices in Guatemala to outsource their tech sector. Hell, I bet they won’t even be secretive about it, they’ll pop up on CNN and let the nations of the world start bidding on tax breaks to get their factories.
Perhaps you can educate your boorish acquaintences that the preferred term is “IGV” Intelligently Guided Vehicle.
FTL???
Faster Than Light
Can do do the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs!
FTL, fruit of the loom. You have seen south park haven’t you.
Step 1. Collect underpants (FTLs)
Step 2.
Step 3. Make lots of money.
Maybe step 2 is selling them to the aliens.
So? A parsec is a unit of distance. I can do the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs, too. On my bicycle. Of course, I’ll be really old when I get there. 
Duh!
Everybody knows that! That’s why it was funny when Han Solo said it.
btw, Q.E.D., WHOOSH!
Um, that’s
Step1. Collect underpants
Step 2.
Step 3. Profit
Now I’m going to have the Undepants Gnomes song stuck in my head for the next week.
You will pay for this.
Nuh uh!
Geez, Rilch, Japanese sci-fi would drive you up the wall. They adopted “UFO” as a word (pronounced “you-foe”) and use it simply to mean “spaceship.”
Quite jarring to hear the beautiful Lum constantly talking about her own personal ufo. Ataru is being even more of a jerk than usual? “I’m sleeping in the ufo.” 
Everybody knows that, like dinosaur bones, UFOs are created by Satan to shake our faith in God, Jesus, and the teachings of the Holy Bible.
Why do UFOs always land in America and speak perfect American English?.
Let’s see how they cope when they hear “How’s it hanging mate?” and “take us to your leader” gets then appointment with this http://www.primeminister.govt.nz/
She is a good women, but she may scare away the aliens.
Actually, he said he could do it in under 12 parsecs.