Ugly chick is "too pretty to fly"? WTF? (RO)

They’re pretty in that “peaked at 18” kind of way. The kind that doesn’t age too well.

I wonder if the other passengers cheered when Flashdance le Neonnails and Blondie McPrecious were escorted off?

This reminds me of the time I was working in Texas, and was catching a ride with my landlord, who was listening to Limbaugh on the radio. I can’t remember what he was talking about, but I do remember one female caller, with whom the conversation went something like this:

Caller: “Well, I think thesepeople should suck it up. I’m a minority, I’ve been discriminated against, you don’t hear me complaining!”
Rush: “And what minority are you a member of?”
Caller: <pause> “… well, I’m nineteen. That’s a minority, right?”
Rush: “Uh, no.”

It was great.

Wait a minute. Rush Limbaugh was correct about something? Stop the presses! :wink:

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

I wish I could share your outrage, but I abandoned hope for CNN as a “news” medium long ago, when it became clear they had fully absorbed all the worst elements of supermarket tabloids and aggressively, unapologetically insipid “entertainment news” shows, The Onion (without the self-awareness), and most recently, YouTube and all its “Jackass News Network” brethren.

The war is over. Ignorance won. A massacre, in fact.

As if that’s a new thing.

Another vote here for Both are pretty & Both are biotches.

The video isn’t loading for me but, if it’s just two chickies whining about being discriminated against for their looks, I’m glad I can’t watch it.

I suspect that’s what they meant, in the sense of “all the other passengers” plus you equals everybody. It could be just a regionalism. It’s one of those vague things, like “we have to serve every other person”, which one would hope means every one of the other people, and not every second person.

Being a veteran of more than 1,100 flights (and increasing…) my observation is that flight attendants are either not very bright to start with, or reasonably bright and so bored to tears they just go through the motions and don’t give a shit. So the girls didn’t get a waa-waa bottle early. Well shit, I’ve been seated in First Class as a Delta Platinum and skipped over by idiot flight attendants, so welcome to the club. Generally you have to be trans-oceanic on a $6000 business class ticket before you reach a level of service that’s above “sit the fuck down, eyes to the front, and shut the fuck up.” :rolleyes:

They were both quite fat, which automatically disqualifies them from being pretty.

Blind pigs, acorns.

Especially when the acorn is shoved RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE PIG!

Eye of the beholder, mate. The brunette was just slightly large (unless going by the impossible Hollyweird standards). The blond, not at all.

The brunette had a lot of nerve going on television and claiming she was discriminated against for being pretty. I think she has delusions that she’s as pretty as her blonde friend.

Of course, the delusion was so strong with both of them, it was hard to tell.

It shows there are people out there dumber than he is, which is depressing. But no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public, as Mencken almost said.

I’ve done only a couple of hundred flights, but in my experience the SW attendants are pretty good. Two things I don’t understand. Do these morons not know the concept of an attendant call button, and being polite. Is there only one bathroom on the plane, so she couldn’t wait? (I’m at work so I don’t want to waste bandwidth on the video.) I’ve been skipped over once or twice, and the flight attendant was very apologetic. But then I’ve never boarded with an attitude like these two seemed to.

Seriously? You’re pathetic. Not as pathetic as the brats in the OP, but still pretty sad. Honestly, would anyone here have even cared if the women in question looked like Gisele? Would the claims of ‘Y’all just jealous!’ have been justified if they were supermodels?

You forgot a couple of things. For one, they’re not all that fat. For another, it is quite possible to be overweight and beautiful.

Possible, yes, but the dark-haired one is very meh. She looks rather tasty in the still shot but not so much in her video close-up.

The blonde is bangable, but given the pronounced effect of Distance Distortion Factor ™ on her friend, I’ll reserve final judgment.

Pretty girls should get what they want.

Dammit, IT’S THE LAW!