Fecking apostrophes!
Lizzen verrray carefoolly, fer I shell say zis only wence. 
de de de dumpty dumpty dumpty dumpty dumpty de de de dump.
(archers’ theme, always makes me think of sunday lunch)
i’m pissed off because i can’t get radio 1.
i miss trevor nelson and mark and lard.
don’t even start me on chris moyles.
and sarah cox in the mornings on freedom fm isn’t going to cut it…
and if i have to listen to dave fanahy or whatever he’s called (he pops up on every irish channel, and he can’t interview for shite) one more time…
Yeesh–never could stand “'Allo 'Allo!” And what the hell are you doing up at this time of the night, Coldie? Waiting for an arms drop near Arnhem? Printing a few extra thousand copies of Trouw?
I’m looking for a copy of the Fallen Madonna with the big Boobies by Van Clomp. Any help?
Only if you come for a ride with me in my little tank.