UK dopers: in praise of the Shipping Forecast

This was to avoid hijacking this thread further.

People who listen to BBC Radio 4 often find themselves falling asleep to the Shipping Forecast, which begins around 12.45pm. It’s a public service that tells sailors forthcoming weather conditions, barometric pressure, visibility and precipitation.

The forecast takes us on a clockwise journey around the British Isles, naming areas that cover thousands of square miles, their edges touching Norway, Germany, the Netherlands, France, Spain, Portugal, Ireland and Iceland. Each area has a romantic, almost poetic name: Biscay, Lundy, Sole, Fastnet, Shannon, Rockall… The explanation to the “Fitzroy” comment is that the much-loved Finisterre area got renamed. Here’s the story.

Each area name is then followed by some incomprehensible information: “Three miles, good. One thousand and forty-seven, rising more slowly”.

And the forecast is always preceded by an evocative, lyrical piece of music called Sailing By, written by Ronald Binge (I kid you not).

There is a wonderful cosiness about being tucked up in a warm bed, imagining fishermen battling the high seas in the dead of night. There’s also a feeling of continuity: the archaic forecast has been around for decades, happens regular as clockwork, and is an indication that, no matter what ills abound in the world, the centre still holds.

Every night, as I hear Sailing By start up, I snuggle under the duvet and think of a five-masted schooner drifting silently by a dark Caribbean lagoon by starlight. Then a voice says “this is the Shipping Forecast issued by the Met office at twenty-three thirty hours GMT, on Thursday the thirteenth of March, two-thousand and three,” and my eyelids start to droop, “North Uitsera, South Uitsera. Five miles. One thousand and twenty, rising slowly…”

Aaaaah.

zzzzzzzzz

Reminds me of This Is A Low by Blur.

Ohhh…

At the very least, Fitzroy is a pretty cool name. :slight_smile: Thanks!

Viking… rising 3…

It’s funny that the forecast conjures up those kind of images for you. I’m afraid you’ll have to call me Contrary Mary (again!) because, having been out there and listened very closely to the SF, I have images of a vast, cold, dangerous yet very romantic landscape. It’s utterly beautiful to be on deck, hundreds of miles from land, alone on a Night Watch at the helm with only the radio for company … and the Forecast comes on.

Damn ! I think that might be the only time I’d ever happily light up a cigarette again.

Yeah, I love the SD, even from my bed. It makes me think of those times and those souls out there tonight.

Heh jjimm you’ve decribed my last few waking minutes perfectly - although I usually manage to fight sleep until they do the Inshore Waters.

“From Cape Wrath to Duncansby Head …”

Funny, anytime I hear the Shipping Forcast I imagine a bunch of sailors listening closely to the radio, hearing the forecast and saying “Sod this, lets go to Buenos Aires and drink ourselves blind.”

:smiley:

For some reason, they don’t get me as much as the sea areas. Strange, that.

Dover, Dogger, Biscay, Dog Biscuit…

Bugger Dogger …

there is definitely something very British about it.

Does your dogger bight?

Feh. I didn’t like the Shipping Forecast when it cut into Test Match Special.

[Henry Blofield] Welcome back to our Long Wave listeners from the Shipping Forecast…in the interim, three wickets have fallen…[/Henry Blofield] Arrrgh!

I guess we have diametrically opposed viewpoints on this subject…!

No, but my German does.

I’m with jjimm – “Sailing By” followed by the Shipping Forecast is just the thing to make one drift off gently to sleep. A pity it’s followed by the martial strains of God Save the Queen.

There was a rather lurid bit on an episode of Black Books where the female character (whose name I forget) finds herself aroused by the voice of an otherwise unpleasant man, and then finds out he’s going to be reading the Shipping Forecast that night, whereupon she tunes in and masturbates to it. Funny and surreal (as, indeed, much of Black Books is).

BTW, the Met Office has a good map of the shipping areas on their website.

Fran! Her name is Fran! And the man with the sexy voice is played by Peter Serafinowicz, who was also the voice of Darth Maul in The Phantom Menace. And the man who nicked Tim’s ex-girlfriend in the Channel 4 comedy Spaced. I’m a fan, can you tell?

“You shot me in the bollocks, Tim.”

Crusoe, did you notice in Spaced he says “At last I shall have my revenge”? Hee!

Yeah, that’s a problem for me too. I have got my mrs jjimm to adore the shipping forecast, but I always have to wake from my slumber to swiftly smack the radio off before that comes on; otherwise I’d get pulverised, she being Irish and not having much affection for that particular tune…