UK Dopers: What is the correct response to "Alright?"

[Cluricaun]

@sandra_nz

I’ve recently started a new job and the people here have a tendency to greet me in the hallway with “Alright?”.

I’m not sure how I’m supposed to respond. I tend to say “Good thanks, and you?” which sounds naff. Am I just supposed to say “Alright?” in return?

Next time someone asks, say in your best Joe Cocker voice “I’m not feeling to good myself…”

[Sal_Ammoniac]

This sounds like the perfect occasion to respond with “howdy.” And then doff your ten-gallon hat.

[Staggerlee]

@Usram

YOU’RE!!

:smack:

No need for the self-harming emoticon - on ‘your’ bike seems correct…

[chowder]

[QUOTE=Usram]
When your feeling slightly twee

I think he meant this

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

Correct response is Ave.

Just kidding.

[Butterscotch]

@chowder

The correct response is "Long and danglin’

I was led to believe the correct response is “Twelve o’clock”…