God, you guys are hard core. Maybe you should sing, “God save the Queen, she ain’t no human bein’, this fascist regime has made me a moron.”
For Queen substitute Team.
Sung at most football matches 
Really? Even if I’m one of those dubious immigrants the Daily Mail are always banging on about? As far as I’m concerned, I pay my taxes and follow the laws, and that’s enough. Her Madge can take a running jump - since I have a choice, I’m staying loyal to Harald the Fifth.