The all time classic;
“Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.”
Well, duh!!! If I live that long…
Plus some others:
“Wherever you go, there you are!”
That one was funny for about five minutes.
“If things were any different, they just wouldn’t be the same.”
I still use this one when sheer inanity calls for it.
“Their is no I in teamwork.”
‘No, but there is an eat and a me.’
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“the harder you try, the dumber you look when you fail”
Changed my life, that one did.
Seen on one of those cookie-cutter apartment complexes: “If you lived here, you’d be home now!”
Um, DUH!
Robib
“Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative.”
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
“Life’s a bitch and she’s biting our asses.”
This is one of the best quotes sent my way in a long time… Dunno if I’d call it inspirational or uninspirational or what, but it cracked me up and I wanted to share.
And stolen from Firesign Theatre!!
Another Simpsons one is the hanging cat poster. Marge notices the poster is from 1968 and that the cat is dead by now.
For me, any sign about how I am special or loved just grates on my nerves.