Unanticipated hazards of being a costumed vigilante

[BigT]

@rjung

You spot a group of young teens hanging out, and start interviewing them for the position of kid sidekick. Halfway through your questions about “skin-tight costumes,” “wrestling moves,” and “looking for action at night,” you get busted as a pedophile.

You read All-Star Batman and Robin?

[Lumpy]

Having the gender you are NOT attracted to find your toned, Spandex-clad body irresistable.