Hehe I’m having fun, I decided to ask it what I should have for dinner.
It seems I will be getting drunk(no soft drinks with a straw), no menu for me, I’ll have the steamed live eel.
I was thinking more along the lines of one of those early-80’s computer poetry generators.
(Goes off and looks at the site - guess I was pretty close in my guess…)
Squid serves the impressive balance. The soap changes in a brother observer. The detailed cartoon explains squid with a bay. Squid retracts above Bruce Schneier. Bruce Schneier likes squid past an orchestra.
I suppose if you’re tired of padding out layouts with dummy text like Etoian Shrdlu and Lorem Ipsum, it might be an improvement.
How does the pub undergo the called crunch? Chuck Norris warps Carrot Top. A diary alerts the major under the fringe hotel. Chuck Norris punches the example. Chuck Norris wants a fold garden below the standpoint. Inside the household kids Chuck Norris.
Just what we’ve always suspected about Unca Cece:
*An oppressed incompetent compacts the cryptic fume. A luck scarfs Revenant into the sympathy. Revenant struggles. Revenant disregards an ancient beneath the worst reminder. *
Apparently i’m badmouthing Cthulthu.
Why won’t Sex Doll glance the premium particle? A contempt groans above the elephant. The jerk propositions Sex Doll. Zebra starts Sex Doll below a mother.
Starts Sex Doll? Like a lawn mower?
Why does an illiterate stir before a later lion? The missing budget squashes chocolate behind a cant forest. Insurance assumes another threatened laugh. Throughout chocolate reflects the dense revenue.
*When will Susan preface Byzantium? Susan fingers Byzantium. Susan socks the metro. A consultant nicks the doom. When will the predictable lad demolish Susan? Why does Byzantium rain down upon the compromise? *
I’m pretty sure this is a flashback about writing my dissertation.
More info here.
*Does the damning alternative rearrange the risk? Cowboy hat joins with cheese stick. Cowboy hat argues before cheese stick. When can the companion fudge? A permanent cabbage beans the cathedral. *
I like this. 
I chose not to input any subjects.
The sufficient insult appears past the usual soldier. The mined star corners the homosexual. The medieval heroin coughs below the frank writer. The coat pales behind a cupboard. In the pan behaves the more debt.
It almost makes sense. Almost.
Faeriebeth rattles! Evolution complains into the calm. How will his distressed organ highlight Faeriebeth? Evolution loses a view. Into the hell camps evolution.
How, indeed…
(oh, and it wouldn’t take my user name, so I had to do it with my real name, and then replace it with my user name.)
I used my user name and the name of one of my dogs.
How will Laces fast in KayElCee? When will the stirring protein collapse beneath Laces? The accomplished camera abbreviates Laces. The speaking arithmetic bends KayElCee.
The fact that I thought this bit of whimsy cried out for pics shows just how bent I am. Arithmetic has nothing to do with it.
Wait, I like this one better:
A comedy leaks around Carrot Top. The then justice decides past Carrot Top. The regional stamp charges Chuck Norris into the sharing scum. Chuck Norris cooperates. A vat frequents Chuck Norris into an intentional spur. Carrot Top messes with Chuck Norris.
The bush tires the pleased road. A terminology copes opposite the humorous doctor. How does its lens stimulate any blank? The Ineffable elaborates your obvious oriental beside an abused needle. When can the lunchtime kick the irony? Oona rocks without an arithmetic.
I love love love Randomness Generators. In fact, for years I have been seeking the perfect random poetry generator, one where you can input parts of speech and it spits them back out properly. The best I’ve found so far is Random Verse Lab, but I had to create special categories for determinative articles and prepositions, and there’s a mystery size limit on the user lexicon. Plus, it can’t adjust the resulting syntax to be consistent.
I use them for oracles, always have.
(That’s from the ad copy for a site selling kitchen knives that I happened to stumble across this morning.)
I like the phrase “nicks the doom”. It has a certain evocative quality, no?
I read this thread after I rolled out of bed --not a good idea. It took several posts for me to cotton on to the premise!
Bear breaks in blonde. Blonde pumps! Blonde swallows a rat. Blonde plagues bear outside the champion sea.
That’s almost… dirty. With additional stalkerism.
This whole idea is kind of like the Rorschach test of words.
When can a hum strain against the programmable engine? Why can’t a stem invert an extra cartridge? The broke cold swallows. Derleth defends programming.
Sounds like someone doesn’t like complex printers. The ink cartridge is treacherous. Postscript can be enlightening, but only to the enlightened. No blame.
HyperCard loses! HyperCard squeezes an elitist. A rectangle exacts HyperCard. The leg vanishes beside HyperCard. HyperCard commands the hardback export next to a west freeway.
Sadly true. The wisdom that was lacking can be more influential than the wisdom that was present. It’s difficult to sell a product the customer doesn’t already have. No blame.
The missed separator spins on top of the starred dot. Obama sickens on top of Clinton. The address thinks Obama. An indefinite lyric scores an unnecessary geography. The stirred yard raves within Clinton.
My God, what have I done?
How can London triumph behind Jane? A center car approaches London over an easy scrap. Why does London stall with the unfamiliar egg? The student ensures a holiday before a random incentive. Why can’t London forest Jane?
Oh my. I wonder why London wants to forest Jane?