“I’ll take ‘impromptu replacements for bottle openers’ for $200, Alex.”
(And I simply have to re-activate my .sig, just for this thread.)
[Art lover]
Hi there.
[/Art lover]
For more than a year, I haven’t been on the same birth control pill formulation for more than three months running, and I’ve had spotting, breakthrough bleeding, periods that last twelve days (for five months running, for the love of God!) and no end of inconvenient, erratic, and unexpected bleeding.
All my underpants are “period” underpants. I occasionally try to bleach the bejeezus out of the worst ones, with mixed results, but generally I’ve given up. They do their job; they don’t have to look pretty, 'cause heaven knows the hubby don’t care!
Joke:
Female artist is losing her sight. Being an artist, she naturally lacks health insurance ;), but at last she finds a doctor who will perform surgery on her at a reduced rate. Newly restored to 20/20 vision, she offers to paint a mural in the waiting room of his office as a token of her gratitude. He accepts, and comes in Monday morning to find eyes of all colors, shapes and sizes confronting him from the walls.
“What do you think?”
“I think I’m glad I’m not a gynecologist!”
Have you considered the solution…black panties!!
Gratitude checks may be send to me
Sorry, but the … effluvia tends to bleach 'em a kind of beige color. It’s a no-win situation, really.
nope, ladies what you need is a pair of big pink cotton panties. then tie-dye them red.
works really well…
pity you can’t scotchguard underwear, isn’t it.