Underwear as outer wear

Heh.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2008131111_windowwatchers22m.html

Upset about the missed opportunity? He still has a pair that’s ripped in front so his giblets hang out. Haven’t seen those since one of the cats batted at them once.

ETA - If you’d like them for your al fresco lounging, I’ll be glad to ship them to you. Don’t blame me if they’re a bit breezy, though.

Eeeeeeew, no! I just heard people are into the whole buying used underwear thing. It was a joke.

I have that exact same little plastic table. That’s all.

Oh, if I were a guy and it was my deck and I wore boxers? I’d be out there in the boxers.

My next door neighbour was pruning her trees in a tee-shirt and panties last summer.

Obviously, he comes from San Marco

Cripes, that reads like an Onion article.