unfortunate lefties

I’ve heard that left handed people have, on average, a 7 yr shorter life span, until recently. Now, according to some lefty website, it’s 9. I’m scared! They never, however, say WHY. What’s out there that’s so dangerous?

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Left Handed Life Span

I wouldn’t worry about it too much.

jarbaby

It’s because they’re always so pissed-off.