Unfortunate phrasing, or gay porn video game?

One of my coworker’s just showed me a link to this review of an upcoming video game. The reviewer starts with a rather… interesting take on what sort of demographic plays video games:

Where do I get my pre-order?

I’ll bet there’s a multi-player version of this online.

I’m guessing that was an intentional double-entendre. As far as I know, Crackdown doesn’t have much in the way of sexuality of any sort. There’s supposed to be a multiplayer co-op mode, where you can team up to shoot your load into some dude’s ass together. You know, if you’re into that sort of thing. Sounds kinda messy if you ask me.

Was Rick Santorum ever on the anti-video game violence band wagon? Because I’d expect him to be all over this game.

Senator Assfoam got voted out.

Dude, Metal Gear Solid 3 was called Snake Eater. I’m just saying…