A group of friends and I went to the movies last weekend, and after watching an enjoyable flick, started to leave. My friends wanted to stick around to check to see if there were any funny bits after the credits (some movies have this). As I was walking out of that particular theater, there was this horrible smell, worse than a fart, more like someone sprinkled raw sewage everywhere. I started to head outside to get some fresh air and wait for my friends, when I saw a kid, barely thirteen or so, dart from one theater to another. He was holding something in his hand. A few other patrons saw him too. Apparently this little punk thought it funny to set off stinkbombs in the corridors inside the theaters, so when people were leaving (it was near closing time) people would get assaulted by the horrible smell. I informed an usher, but I didn’t stick around long enough to see if they caught the perpetrator :mad:
You should phone the police, give a time, location and description of the punk.
Say he was detonating caustic chemicals in a public movie theatre.
Laugh as homeland security kicks in.
Or you could be a nice person and dunk him in a vat of cadaverol
I’m almost afraid to ask, but since I’ve never heard of cadaverol, I’m wondering what the hell it is.
Is it a formaldehyde-based mixture?
Not a spoiler: Stick around after the credits of The Matrix: Reloaded.
If I recall correctly, cadaverol is a chemical that reproduces rather potently the smell of rotting flesh. Used to train police dogs, among other things, I think.
In any case, a single drop is enough to cause a mass exodus with much retching.
It’s best used in the center of a scented candle…soak the bottom of the wick, make the rest with an apple-cinnamon wax. Smells yummy until…what’s…that…SMELL???
It’s too bad he wasn’t caught in the act by the theater. That way he could have been arrested or atleast banned from the theater. Maybe you should suggest to the theater you were at to tell the little punk that if they ever see him doing something fishy again they will slap him with a criminal trespass. That way if he shows up on their property again he can be arrested.