Uniball, are you serious??

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=47704

Did you really just kill your neighbor’s bird?? Why on earth would you do such a thing? If you didn’t, why on earth SAY you did such a thing?? What’s going on in that little pea brain of yours?? Good grief!

He/she probably isn’t serious gr8kat although he/she should say so.

Btw love your drawerings on your webpage.

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Why doubt him? I’m good with animals, but my brother once fed LSD to MY cat and then bragged about it when he completely became a spastic, drooling and biting and spinning on the ground and the vet had to “put him down”.
People who don’t think animals are different from inanimate toys are everywhere.

Eh, Kat, FWIW, when I read it, I leaned back in my computer chair and had a good hearty laugh at the leg pull.

:wink:

And besides, I thought we had established that you couldn’t kill birds by feeding them Alka-Seltzer anyway. Or have I not been paying close attention?

I find the first question strange, I mean, why would a hamster even try to drink its own urine ? Unless it had no choice.

Collecting hamster urine seems to me to be an unlikely task but I guess it can be done.

This has to be a wind-up.