unintended sign juxtapositions

This is not a sign juxtaposition, but was too hilarious to share: When I opened up MPSIMS this morning, two threads were in the following order:

“for women only - men don’t even think of this one”
“Satan’s ass, and what you’d like to stick there”

Bait shops are notorious. Ya know the signs with a product logo and shop name in one?
Like:
Budweiser
Joe’s Place

Okay, I saw a bait shop with:
Minnows
Enjoy Sprite

Also, here in East Tennessee we have a French Broad River. What many people don’t realize is that the* French Broad runs through Cocke County.*

HHEHEHHE, That was pretty funny montrer mon cul… hehehe. I don’t know why stupid things like that are so much more amusing in another language. BTW, I did not need a dictionary, Coldfire.

HUGS!
Sqrl


Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter

Please, why don’t you all go out and snap photos of all those entertaining signs and post them on the Web, too? Isn’t that what the Web is really for? (That and the SDMB.)

TennHippie…and the local Barnes & Noble had the book The Death of the French Broad in the mystery section, near the John leCarre stuff! :slight_smile: