I just wanted to take a webcam photo of my plant. What I gotwas a picture that looks like seven green penises exploding from my crotch:
Nah, deosn’t look like penises to me, but NEXT time, clean yer’ bloody room before taking a selfie.
You’re a grot!
So, you post a link to your 7-green-dicks-pic and you didn’t put it in a spoiler box?
We have a two-click rule here, about pics like that!
You do know about our 7-dick-2-click rule, yes?
Dude. Hide your lube next time.
With seven penises he really needs to have it handy at all times.
That looks as if it would tickle.
Looks like penises… nope.
Looks like world’s shortest legs… yup.
Shy not just take a pic of the plant in its natural state?
What a nice fern/penis!
I’m sure he’ll remember when he posts the pics of his girlfriend’s fern gully.
Looks nothing like my penis but as we say here “your mileage may vary”. 
That would be a cool one for the SDMB Portrait Gallery though.
You mean the Mr. Rik-7-dick-2-click-pic-trick.
The real question is should we be surprised that there’s a comics longbox in that room?
LOL, finally found it. It took a while, sort of like a Where’s Waldo or something.
Well played, sir.
Regards,
Shodan
Thank God for the red arrow.
Don’t you mean Arsenal? :rolleyes:
Oooh, ick. 
I had to look twice to make sure you hadn’t turned your bottom dresser drawer into a litterbox…
ETA: And it doesn’t look so much like 7 green penises as 6 green penises and one time-lapse green ejaculation.
And proud of it! What can I say, I’m a hermit. I live alone and never have guests.
I’m trying to figure out what you’re looking at. There is no lube in that photo. My lube is where it belongs, in the drawer with my butt plug collection.
My digital camera stopped working, and my phone is a “stupid phone” that can take pictures but won’t let me transfer them to my computer. So I had to drag the damned plant in front of my computer and use the webcam. With unfortunate results.
Your surprise should be, rather, sadness. That one box is all that is left of my once-glorious collection. I placed most of my possessions into a storage unit when preparing to move from the house I shared with a couple other guys (it turned out our landlord was taking our rent checks but not paying the mortgage, and the house was foreclosed out from under us), and my storage unit was robbed shortly after I moved into my own apartment. Three thousand comic books, dating back to 1987, gone. The only comics I had left were the most recent purchases, which I had in my apartment 
Heh. The arrow is there because I took the picture to post on Facebook and comment on how this plant baffles me. It sits in front of an open window, in January, exposed to freezing air, and still sends out this brand new shoot that went from zero to 24-inches practically overnight.