Sorry, got interupted by the dog wanting to come inside.
Where what I?
Women’s bathrooms are crammed with lotions, potions and stuff. I know. I have a plethoria of crapola and this is the weeded down version of what I have compared to my younger, vainer, have a job/income days and I don’t even hardly wear make up.( Most of it’s body lotion that seems to multiply by it’s own accord under the sink.) But, women have one thing going for them that beat men hands down. They don’t make the toilet brown from the shit balloons you guys seemingly pop inside the rim. DEAR GOD! CAN’T YOU GUYS POOP LIKE REGULAR FOLK OR WHAT? ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(And while I’m at it…) What’s the deal with the brown stained underpants too fellas? Huh? Waitin’ a little too long to hit the can or what? Pinchin’ a log and a brown stained fart stains the hanes or what? Christ on a crutch, you bitch about us women going in packs to the pissery, but at least we never have poop striped Fruit of the Looms. (yeah, we have blood stains on our undies, but that is completely natural and only a couple days a month, not every friggin’ washload, ace.)
I have done laundry for my brothers.I have done laundry for the 5 boys that lived across the street from me when I was a kid. I’ve done laundry for a couple of guy cousins. I am continuously doing laundry for hubby and I have done laundry for a few of his friends ( between apartments situations) This brown stained underwear thing is NOT an isolated incident. It’s global and it needs congressional funding to be researched pooperly…properly.
In closing this rant, I would like to share a favorite quote that kinda, sorta fits this thread: Success is like a fart, only yours smells good.