You’re right. Deception in the interest of national security and those interests abroad just don’t compare to good old-fashioned Arkansas cover-your-ass bullshit, now does it?
Ahh, the much-heralded Kentucky Loon Derby–where the winner is the first person to apologize for being incurably nutty. I suspect it will be a photo-finish between Roseworm and Razorsharp. (But be patient. It’s a long race when the contestants are blindfolded, have their fingers in their ears and are constantly shouting, “La-la-la, I can’t heaaaaar you!”)
We have two chances of that.
Fat and slim.
It’s scheduled for a week after the Sun collapses upon itself and forms a black hole, I believe.
What would happen is Roseworm and Reeder had sex?
I’m guessing it would cause a singularity (black hole) to appear and time would run backwards and dogs would be able to play croquet. (though they wouldn’t be that good at it and nobody would like it when they peed on the wickets)
I would just like to add… :rolleyes:
that is all.
I had exactly that reaction the first time I dropped acid and saw a butterfly. The really good stuff can last 24 hours, so a hearty welcome back in advance!
Yeah, if all those people hadn’t lied in the interests of national security, the Contras might have invaded and conquered the United States by now. Phew, that was close.
What’s that? Kool-Aid? Sure, I’m thirsty, just gimme a small glass…
Cite that there was any such CYA bullshit in Whitewater?
I didn’t think so.
Considering the source of the above caused a fatal exception error in my Irony-meter software.
Regards,
Shodan
It’s these types of thoughts that caused me to stop sniffing glue.
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You can’t make shit like this up…
I bet dogs can play croquet already. They can play poker; I’ve seen it in a picture.
I had to read this 3 times to get it. It was funny when I did get it, though.
Damn you. I’ll be cleaning diet pepsi off of my keyboard for hours.
Based on the OP, I think you picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!
Razorback, Duffer?
[extremely pedantic hijack]
“piqued”
Sorry – just a pet peeve of mine. Otherwise, freakin’ hilarious.
Carry on.
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